Welcome to the Hotel California

But which one? The one pictured on the cover of “Hotel California” is, of course, the Beverly Hills Hotel, as any Eagles fan can tell you. But there’s a Hotel California in Santa Monica, with more of a surf vibe.

 As well as one in San Francisco.

These are at least IN California. But there’s a Hotel California in- of all places- Paris, France, on Rue des Ecoles in the Latin Quarter.

For all I know, there may be one in Paris, Texas. Does Don Henley get the profits from these places?